Morning Coffee: The 20 students for whom a $500k private equity job would horribly boring. UBS's unfortunate Excel spreadsheet

Getting a job at a top private equity firm is not easy. If you achieve one, you are supposed to say things like "it's much better being an investor than an advisor" and "secondaries are a valuable source of liquidity in a difficult market." You are not supposed to find your junior private equity job more tedious than the work you were doing as part of your university investment group. 20 undergraduate students at Indiana University face this peril. The Wall Street Journal reports that they are p